Thursday, June 3, 2010

Some End-of-the-Day Letters

Dear Blog,
Thanks for being here at the end of the day so I can decompress my thoughts.

Dear Readers,
Sorry if you don't care.

Dear Cool Clothes,
I wish you could just magically appear in my closet in awesome combinations and allow me to avoid going shopping and thereby getting depressed because of how mundane I am with clothes. I'd appreciate some help.

Dear Crystal Light,
Time to come out again -- it's summertime!

Dear Sports,
I wish I cared about you as much as I love playing you. Whenever I watch you all I want to do is play you, no matter which one you are.

Dear To Do List,
Shrink why don't you.

Dear Sound of Music,
Thank you for making life better for one and all. People can't help but smile when they talk about you, I've been noticing. And I don't blame them -- you're wonderful.

Dear My Imagination,
I hope you never settle down. I think your one of the most important things a person can have and I appreciate you.

Dear Wedding Invitations,
Just want to let you know that I judge you mercilessly and there are so few of you that pass inspection. Please work on it.

Dear Songs in the Car,
Singing your lyrics by heart with another person bonds two people together quicker than anything else I know. It's impressive to say the least. Keep up the good work.

6 comments:

  1. How DO you solve a problem like Maria?

    I'm with you on the clothes thing. I struggle at shopping like you wouldn't believe.

    And you should tell Smash about your wedding invitation criteria so you don't have to judge her if her invite is not up to "Steph standards."

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  2. Steph, this is brilliant. I love your blog, it is so creative. If your imagination stopped, the world would come to an end.

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  3. I love this. And I especially agree about the wedding invitations. Very, very hard to please.

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  4. Amen on Sound of Music. And pretty much everything else you say. But especially Sound of Music.

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  5. This reminds me of Jimmy Fallon's "Thank you Notes" sketch he does on his show

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  6. HAHAHAAHA "Dear Wedding Invitations,
    Just want to let you know that I judge you mercilessly and there are so few of you that pass inspection. Please work on it."

    Love that.

    So, so true

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